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Presently, the Great and Powerful Ozmatron has observed that you haven't searched for much of anything.

Instructions for use:

In order to best take advantage of this feature, please enter a keyword into the search box, click the button, and recite the following incantation:

"Ep-pe, pep-pe, kak-ke!" while standing on one foot.
Then, in your deepest darkest stage whisper:
"Hil-lo, hol-lo, hel-lo!" while standing on the other.
And lastly:
"Ziz-zy, zuz-zy, zik!"

Do make sure to do the Jazz hands on the last bit. It's very important. In any case, by this time you will have either successfully executed a keyword search on the Ozmatron, or summoned the Winged Monkeys. Best of luck if either is the case.

Once a search has been successfully executed, or the Winged Monkeys have done your bidding, you may return to this page if you wish to repeat your saved searches.